The Amazing Spiderman
is as every bit as amazing than it sounds. This is a 2 hour and 10 Minute movie
that does nothing new or tries to be as every bit as interesting as its
predecessors were, leaving the viewer with a incomplete feeling of unanswered
questions and unoriginality followed by some surprising aspects that are the
only saving grace of what is overall a incomplete mess of rushed and overdone
storytelling that is as every bit as cliché as the Summer of blockbusters that
have already come and gone.
If people were
expecting another X-Men First Class then be warned now because The Amazing
Spiderman is 2012 Summer’s slightly better done version of Green Lantern.
The Amazing Spiderman
goes for a more dark and gritty atmosphere of visuals while re-telling and
re-using every single bit of what made the original Sam Raimi Spiderman such a
hit. In other words The Amazing Spiderman is a reboot in word only and a Remake
in all its unamazing form.
What ended up first as
a sequel to Spiderman 3 before been turned to become the next so-called Batman
Begins has become just the more modernized and rushed version of 2002s
Spiderman. Why is this a bad thing? Because we’ve seen it before and again and
again and therefore this film does nothing to surprise us and feels like the
typical Hollywood cash-in that has plagued many films in the recent years.
Trying to approach
this film with the same style and attitude that made the likes of Christopher
Nolan’s Batman Begins such a hit to both Audiences and Critics goes to show the
uninterested or caring manner at which Sony has shown its most prized form of
profit because in the end of the day that is what the Amazing Spiderman is to
them. A means to get in the green and a whole lot of it and make no mistake, the
title been slapped on this product alone will help sell it to Audiences
worldwide, ensuring a successful mission accomplished to the filmmakers and Executives.
But again, why is
retelling the original and reusing previous elements such a negative opinion?
Because it shows that they don’t care about the intelligence of the audience
and believe we just want to see the same heap of crap over and over again
without ever accomplishing anything new or taking risks to further a goal in
achieving a standard set by several comic book movies already.
Batman Begins did so
well because it told the origins of Batman. Yes, Audiences were familiar with
the whole narrative that involved witnessing the death of his parents at a
young age but never exactly how he got the suit, gadgets and how he became the
Batman that Gotham City feared in. Batman Begins did that while at the same
time constructing the narrative in both a visual and psychological element that
helped spawned its own universe of characters and rules.
The Amazing Spiderman
succeeds at creating a new universe but it’s done in such a way that rebooting
it was totally unnecessary and a sequel with a vision and new shine would’ve
done the job either way. Add the huge amounts of similarities to the original
film is further evidence at the lack of risk the filmmakers took with the story
and characters, ending up with a cliche of things Audiences are already and
always will be familiar with for the rest of their life’s.
Why were the likes of
such films like The Dark Knight and Iron Man so good? Because they broke away
from the cliches that plagued superhero films, taking risks and redoing
everything Audiences had come to know about the genre while each creating its
form of universe and entertainment that appealed to various different audiences
around the world.
The Amazing Spiderman
tries to be fun while at the same time trying to dark, gritty and serious.
While that may not be a bad thing and is a unique approach to take after the
campy and cheese that was the Sam Raimi era, the character of Peter Parker and
Spiderman themselves are not dark characters such as Bruce Wayne or Batman.
He is a young and
inexperienced teenager boy learning to grow up in a dark and tragic world while
also seeing the hope and good in others of various people that surround him and
shape him into the hero he becomes while retaining his morals of good and
justice and having every reason and right to go down a dark path but proving
that he is better than that by taking responsibility and doing what he can with
the gift and curse given to him.
However, the Amazing
Spiderman tries its hand at telling a story everyone in the world knows and
does more injustice at recreating the same mistakes that many were left
displeased after having watched the horror that was Spiderman 3. Where that had
a sense of direction and themes it tried to convoy this new installment fails at
delivering any form of an emotional punch for the audience to take in. But to
go ahead and say that The Amazing Spiderman is a piece of shit would be a false
understatement.
For one thing the
Acting performances of the cast are a positive that will be enough to keep the
viewers engaged with the amount of drama and romance they throw in over the
lack of action scenes.
Andrew Garfield proves
to be worthy to helm the new costume, which surprisingly for this new take
actually looks stunning. As Peter Parker, Andrew manages to bring a level of
intelligence and caring to a character that Tobey Maguire sadly played as too
wimpy and somewhat childish. Yet where Tobey had the look of a Nerdish person,
Andrew portrays it more with an outcast and yet cool look and feel to it.
However both Actors
characters felt and are different. Tobey embraced the personality of the 60s
Spiderman where’s Andrew inhabits the characteristics of a more modern feel and current
more genius sci-whiz take of the character and as Spiderman he manages to
incorporate the aspects that make Spiderman so recognizable which include the
transition from Raimi’s organic webbing to the more traditional web-shooters
including Spiderman’s wisecracking humor.
Witty and Emotional he
Andrew does an outstanding job with the material given, managing to balance
between the various emotions of teenage and costumed egos.
Emma Stone deserves
massive praise for her performance as Peter’s actual first love interest in the
comics, Gwen Stacey. Here she gets the Spectacular treatment of been a equal to
Peter’s science part, serving as a Inter to the film’s villain Dr. Curt
Connors.
Unlike Dunst, Emma
gives out an performance that stands her out from the rest of the cast, been
more than just a damsel in distress and actually having to do more in the
outcome of the events to come in the film while managing to create a character
that is just as smart, funny, sad and heroic then anything Dunst was able to
accomplish in the originals then just been the bimbo red hair that bitched all
the time, managing to prove that even the female characters can get things done
and kick ass as much as their male counterparts.
Adding to what makes
this film stand out particular from its predecessors is Andrew and Emma’s
romance, which is a key highlight of this new reimagining and for all intents
and purposes it works and it is the film’s main strength.
Taking what he did
with 500 Days of Summer, Director Marc Webb gives us a teenage superhero
romance that helps to develop and grow the characters of Peter and Gwen, giving
us a drama of scenes that are funny, sometimes cheesy but sweet to watch,
knocking out the failures of the originals repetitive nature and also managing
at the same to quickly establish the relationship between costumed hero and
caring lover instead of having to draw it out for another sequel.
But doing so the
relationship suddenly goes into a rushed territory. Instead of leaving it
before the climax, the last hour of the film already has several people knowing
who Spiderman really is and the whole secret identity just becomes meaningless
without allowing for any actual twist and turns to be made.
A negative opinion to
this film is the lack of the Daily Bugle Staff, namely J.K. Simmons as the
memorable J. Johan. Jameson to offer us some form of manly timed humour but
that void is quickly filled in the second act by the performance of Actor Denis
Leary as Gwen’s caring and tough yet funny sarcastic Father, Police Captain
George Stacey.
Surprisingly, this
film doesn’t take the route of the comics with Spiderman and the
Captain been secret allies and instead George Stacey very much becomes the more
action driven version of J.J. Jameson, who wants to hunt down and arrest
Spiderman, giving the film that much needed Police Vs Spidey moments that
weren’t much of a driven mechanic in the originals and showing us that the
title character has a long way to go before becoming accepted into the society
that he wants to protect.
Then there is Martin
Sheen and Sally Field as Uncle Ben and Aunt May. Besides Martin Sheen who too
gives off a strong performance that almost rivals that of the late Cliff
Robertson, Sally Field while looking good and more believable as a caring and
heartbroken Aunt doesn’t offer much in driving the story forward once past the
first act of the film.
And while Sheen does
get more screen time to spend with Andrew they aren’t as over-emotional as those
with Cliff and the circumstances of his new death isn’t as accurate to the
comics and most importantly make the character’s death in all honestly his own
fault and not Peter’s thus removing all notion of the moral lesson of “With
Great Power Comes With Great Responsibility” but it does shock and it does
serve in bringing out the tears when the act itself occurs even if it is
expected.
Next up is Indian
actor Irrfan Khan as Dr. Ratha who adds nothing to the already populated
character driven plot besides been Dr. Conner’s Boss so to speak and been the
reason he becomes in the Lizard in the first place and also throwing all the
hints at Norman Osborn’s involvement in the film. But other than that the
character feels shoehorned in and doesn’t do anything interesting to be of any
importance.
Any scenes of those
sorts have unexpectedly been cut from the final product that would’ve gave
this new take a whole new different meaning as to why Peter becomes Spiderman
and instead all these unique possibilities and hype from the marketing and
adverts is thrown out, further showcasing that Sony and the Developers
themselves are unconfident in their own product, resorting to having the final
act of the film be a cliché of action scenes and poor pacing and editing that
throws all the character development needed for the film’s villain and
relationship to the Hero and his mission out the window.
Indeed, the film’s
Villain, Dr. Curtis Connors played by Rhys Ifans is unfortunately the weakest
point in this movie. Why? Because he just isn’t that interesting of a
character. When we’re first introduced to him there is a sense of establishment
been made along with a hidden guilt inside him. But its never more than just a
plot device used to get Peter to Oscorp and be bitten by a Spider because after
that the character just feels forced into the plot with no reason at all than
to have Peter face off against a psychical threat.
By the time the film
reaches the final hour and he transforms finally into the Lizard, what should
become a theme of Man Vs Beast is lost over the amount of already introduced
and still growing plot points between the various other characters and
relationships.
The Lizard itself
regretfully is nothing amazing and his goals are never truly clear. One minute
we find Connors actually trying to pervert a possible outbreak of this
infection, the next he starts setting out to do the exact thing and then next
time he starts having a split personality disorder with no clear goal of who is
in the right or wrong and what each character really wants. It feels pointless
and rushed to the point where the overall climax does nothing for the overall
ending and just sets up the villain as weak and uninteresting to be used ever
again because the problem is this type of villain has been done in all the
three films already but better.
GIVE US SOMETHING NEW
FOR FUCK SAKE YOU LAZY CUNTS!
The Visuals are
superb. At times it really does stand out far more than anything the originals
ever could accomplish but that is because the majority of the action has a mix
of visual and practical effects merged together to create a level of realism
that is enough to convince oneself that what they are seeing is actually
happening. But then there are certain points where the obviousness of special
effects pushes the boundaries of what to take serious or not and the Lizard’s
overall facial design is one to laugh at every time he screams, managing the
effect to have a resemblance to that of a Gooba from the Super Mario Brothers
Movie taking away the threatening aspect of the villain.
The Action Scenes are
few but what there is has a feel of a rushing effect to it that mixed with the
visual and practical effects absorb you into them, however the hero Vs villain
are short and except for the excellent stunning high school fight towards the
end, the climax of the film leaves you wanting more and doesn’t give it that
fantastic final that the climaxes in the first two Raimi films gave, again
establishing the uninteresting major weakness that is the villain of the film
and the overall unoriginal story.
The Soundtrack Music
by Composer James Horner is no Danny Elfman and isn’t as memorable but in the
context of the film it works but nothing to sing or hum to disappointingly.
The Editing and Pacing
is mixed here. The first one hour where it sets about establishing the
characters and plot-points are well developed even don it pretty much copies
the majority of the original film’s moments but the flow of the film feels
natural where’s by the second hour, once the Lizard comes in everything feels
rushed and straight to the point without there been any development and the
story jumping from one moment to the next without any sense of growth to the
events occurring in real time.
Overall, while it does
leave plenty of questions and plot-points open to explore and develop in future
sequels, this origin story just feels bland and unnecessary with a narrative
that may fail in hooking us into something that should have by all obvious reasons
been a sequel but does manage to give us a decency of credible acting
performances followed by some impressive visuals, action and romance that far
surpass anything the original ever gave us but that isn’t saying much because
in the end of the day the Original Spiderman still manages to stand above what
Director Marc Webb has achieved.
SCORE: 6.9/10
LIKE:
· Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker/Spiderman.
· Emma Stone as Gwen Stacey and not simply been a
damsel in distress.
· The Relationship and Romance.
· Denis Leary as Captain George Stacey.
· Martin Sheen as Uncle Ben.
· The use of practical effects in the Action
Scenes.
· Chris Zylka as Flash Thompson who will
hopefully become this universe’s version Peter’s best friend and possible
Venom.
HATE:
· Rhys Ifans overall performance as Curt Connors
and The Lizard.
· The Lizard’s look.
· Narrative was unoriginal and just a paste and
copy of the original.
· The Lizard Men. What was the point of throwing
that into the climax if Spidey wasn’t actually going to fight them? Waste of time
and pointless to the overall plot.
· Irrfan Khan was pointless.
· Climax just wasn’t that epic.
· The Crane Helping Scene was cheesy and campy.
· What happened to the Lizard Rat?
· Plot-Point of Peter’s Blood and his Parents
having something to do with becoming Spiderman been cut from the final version.
· End Credit Scene.