Just finished watching Paranormal Activity 1. My Verdict...
Paranormal Activity 1 aka Paranormal Activity 2 was a overhyped piece of shite that only had small efforts going for it but considering that other OLD and CLASSIC horror films did it before and did it even better than, this film offers nothing new to the table.
What is more unbelievable is the relationship between the two couple characters. Realistically the one or the other would've packed up their bags and legged it and not stayed to suffer what would appear to be a horrible yet quick death. You'd think with a invisible demon terrorizing them the guy would've been sliced and diced considering towards the end it shows that the thing is clearly capable of biting and clawing.
The film is a bore from start to finish and the only time that anything looked impressive is when that demon comms game starts moving and catches fire. But is the film scary? FUCK NO. ITS A WASTE OF TIME. Blair Witch and even Drag Me To Hell had a better effort at terrifying the audience and making you piss your paths.
And what about Paranormal Activity 2.5 aka THE FUCKING PREQUEL? Why call it 2 when its a fucking prequel? It only becomes a sequel in the last bloody 5 minutes where the ending is pretty much the same as the ending of 1 therefore a fucking rip off that offers nothing new at all except for the main male character getting his neck snapped without realizing that some fat ass bitch is creeping up behind him. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT NOTICE THAT?
Its like in that movie where the guy is busy making a campfire and doesn't see/notice/hear the 25 foot long Dinosaur that just so happens to creep up behind him without making any fucking booms or even showing a fucking shadow creepy up behind him. WHAT? DID IT FUCKING TIP TOE TOWARDS HIM? My point is ... the fat bitch walks FAST towards the guy and snaps his neck and only looks behind him when shes standing right behind him. WTF?
A better ending would've been the original ending of the crazed possessed fat bitch snapping the Baby's neck at the end but this is Hollywood we're talking about and since they love doing sequels, what better way to come with a quick story then to leave open the story from the previous film. Fucking money grabbing/eatting/blood sucking leeches.
2 aka 1 is pretty much the same as 1 aka 2 except it has more characters who you'd think would mean more victims but sadly nope, thats not the case here.
Overall, which film was better? None of them. They were all the same boring shit with the same bullshit efforts that are meant to scare grown up people with pointless and stupid ass characters that we couldn't give a rats arse about.
I feel sorry for the people who got scared by this because clearly, they have no idea what real horror is. You wanna hear something scary?
How bout seeing a spider the size of your fist waiting in the kitchen sink and staring up at you? Or how about seeing a woman screaming for help while some guy pulls her along and tells her to shut up? Or this one here...seeing a kid get hit by a car and the car continuing to go on and the kid crashing to the floor after doing a double summer assault?
Yeah, stuff like that is scary. Not the bullshit that people make up to and force down your throat into thinking is terrifying. For anyone thinking of seeing this garbage...please...save your money and stay away from it. Believe me, I can continue on about how bad these films were but I think you'd get pretty bored of having to read any more of this thread. And if you managed to read this far thank you for taking the time to read this and I beg of you not to waste your money on any of these god aweful films.
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